SILVERBUTTER - How to make a sandwich Tutorial

Let me show you how to make a sandwich
And I promise you it's really not that hard
Take the bread out of the bag
And don't forget to put it back
And then you put the bread down on the chopping board

Take your bread and cut it into slices
Please don't use the crust, it's kinda gross
Take the butter from the fridge
And on your knife, just put a bit
And if you're feeling kinda wild, you add mayo

What are you feeling for fillings?
I can go cut up some cheese if you give me a minute
And if you have a friend that's allergic to chicken
You can tell 'em go to Subway and not to the kitchen

Please add some sauce, cause that looks kinda dry
Cut into triangles
Squares make me cry
Eat from a plate, cause we're so civilized
All that's left to do is just take a bite